
Krabs: There's that sound again! They're loving it! Patrick, you've captured the attention of all these tourists with your ridiculous flapdoodle! Pink Fish: Now that's that kind of mindlessness I'd pay money to see!.Blue Fish: Ha ha ha! Look at that guy! He doesn't know how stand on his own two feet!.
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Sometimes, when I'm nervous, I forget how to stand. Patrick: I did it! Did you see that, Mr.Krabs: That ain't the kind of attention we need! Why don't you show a little razzle-dazzle, maybe give the sign a little twirl or something? Just keep workin' on that one, eh, boy? Listen, if any tourists come by, why don't you blow them away with a little extra twirl? Krabs: What does he think he's doing?! They're walkin' right past him! Patrick, you need to get their attention, boy. Harold: Can you direct me to the Krusty Krab please?.I hired him to stand out there and hold that sign. You'll be wearin' that hat in no time at all. Patrick: Sounds complicated, but if it gets me a work hat.

Krabs: You'll get your hat, but first you have to entice people into the restaurant by standin' right here and holdin' this sign. Krabs: How would you like a job, Patrick?

Patrick: Ugh! I hate that hat! Fine, have it your way, hat! Hmph.SpongeBob: I'm afraid it doesn't work that way, buddy.Patrick: Why don't you just take it off so you don't have to go to work today?.SpongeBob: That's because this is my work hat, Patrick.Patrick: I'm waiting for you, so we can play the day away! Oh, barnacles! You're wearing that dumb hat, again! Every time you wear that stupid thing, you're, you're gone for the whole day!.SpongeBob: What are you doing out here, silly?.This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " No Hat for Pat" from season 6, which aired on July 19, 2009. " Toy Store of Doom" List of episode transcripts
